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So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.

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my only fetish is heelys

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*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

Me in Italy

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